Ooookay. Here's something from the o_O Department. Wanna attend the Brooklyn premiere of Charlie's stage play thingamyhoo, "Theater For the New Ear," and meet Eternal Sunshine's artist Paul Proch besides? If you're a female aged 25-50 and can get yourself to Brooklyn on April 28, here's your chance. And yes, that auction has been put there by the real no-kidding Paul Proch.
If one of you folks places the winning bid, I demand a full report after the event.