Being Charlie Kaufman | Scripts

Scripts/Writing

If you can provide any of Kaufman's TV/movie scripts, other drafts of the scripts below, or examples of early work such as the pieces he wrote for National Lampoon etc., please email me. If you have to snail-mail them to me, I'll pay for postage and copying.

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Movies | Television | Print

Movies

Being John Malkovich
1st draft (undated): PDF | Text

Human Nature
1st draft (May 20, 1995): PDF

A Scanner Darkly
1st draft (Dec. 20, 1997): PDF

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
3rd draft (May 5, 1998): PDF

Adaptation
2nd draft (Sept. 24 1999): PDF
2nd draft, revised (Nov. 21, 2000): PDF

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
1st draft (undated): PDF | Text
Shooting draft, revised (Feb. 4, 2003): PDF

Killing Charlie Kaufman *
by Rick Cunningham
1st draft (Feb. 26, 2002): PDF

*This semi-autobiographical dark comedy was written by Rick Cunningham, who used to work with Charlie Kaufman back in the days when Charlie was writing for TV sitcoms. My thanks to Rick for providing it to the site, and to Armin Volckers for putting Rick into contact with me.


Television

Below are two unproduced TV pilots written before Being John Malkovich. They have never appeared online before.

Rambling Pants
PDF

Depressed Roomies
PDF

Print

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut
(National Lampoon, October 1983)

Eggboiler
(National Lampoon, April 1984)

Arsenic and Old Overalls: The Death of Junior Samples
PDF (1.3MB)
(National Lampoon, Sept. 1984)

In Search of Excellence
Zipped PDF (2.65MB)
(National Lampoon, Oct. 1984)

White Pig, Black Pig
Zipped PDF (935KB)
(National Lampoon, Nov. 1984)

The X-Women
PDF (1.5MB)
(National Lampoon, Dec. 1984)

Being John Malkovich Intro
(From the BJM script book.)

Human Nature Interview
(Parody written by Charlie, from the Human Nature script book.)

In Loving Memory of Humphrey Bogart
(Kaufman's 1976 high school yearbook.)

Other drafts of the scripts above are currently unavailable for download.

The shooting scripts for Being John Malkovich, Adaptation and Human Nature were released in book form and are available for purchase via Being Charlie Kaufman. (We're partnered with Amazon.) Script Shack is another good source. Screenplays for unreleased movies are hard to come by unless you really know where to look.

1 million thanks and several of my vital organs go to the anonymous sources who provided A Scanner Darkly, the Nov. 2000 draft of Adaptation, Rambling Pants, and Depressed Roomies, and to Twink Schiff for the yearbook scans and research; big thanks also to the volunteer who PDFed all of the scripts above except for Killing Charlie Kaufman, Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.



All scripts are provided FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY and are copyright of Charlie Kaufman (except Killing Charlie Kaufman, copyright of Rick Cunningham) and/or the studios who own those films.