Three weeks 'til Christmas, and I have it on good authority that nothing says "I love you" like two vinyl Kaufman dolls.

Ha ha ha. The Toy Chest site says the dolls are officially endorsed, which I find hard to believe, but there you go. Thanks to David for pointing these out.

I'm not gonna fork out $50US for them, and I'd still rather have that smoking alien in a cage that The X-Files released years ago, but if you want to show me your love I wouldn't knock back the Kaufman dolls. Or the smoking alien, for that matter.