Not a ton of CK news of late, but WiLL and his technicolor scanning machine have arrived to brighten our day with a few new old articles. From the March 2003 Hot Dog magazine, this fascinating piece on why tomato sauce (or "ketchup," for you USAers) is a better hot dog topping than mustard. Okay, I lied. It's a review of Adaptation. "There's smart, there's really smart, there's Albert Einstein and then there's Adaptation," they say, which pretty much tells you what they thought of the film. Might take a while to load up if you have a slow connection, cos it's a biggish scan.

Also from the Dog, as I have come to know and love it over the past 3 days, a brief review of the film's soundtrack. It's short enough for me to just paste right here:

That's just swell.

More from DJ Jazzy WiLL and the Funky Scanner soon.