An urgent message for Charlie Kaufman and Samuel L. Jackson

I have been puzzling over this email for three days. I might as well just paste it here, verbatim.

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Subject: exclusively to charlie kaufman, Samuel L. Jackson,

This very urgent message is addressed personally

and exclusively to

charlie kaufman, Samuel L Jackson,

The French no spek anglai




Object: a huge film production

(A new theory on the disappearing of the dinosaurs).

Objet: Project Film (Jurassic Oort MN4)




http://www.wat.tv/Cartelsa



Tank You



Monsieur Belkhir SAYAH :

Résidence la Marine Bleu BT XX XX Boulevards Charles Moretti 13XX4 Marseille France Tel 0033 4 88 XXX XXX

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I think I speak for everyone when I say Huh?

I've omitted some letters and numbers from the address and phone number. The email was sent to me and Regina at the Directors' Guild of America.

So. Mmm.

If you happen to be Charlie or Samuel, and can verify that you're Charlie or Samuel, do drop me a line and I'll hook you up with the Monsieur. I'd love a dinosaur movie, helmed by Charlie and starring Sammy.

You should see some of the other emails I get.

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