NEWS! ACTUAL NEWS! SWEET JESUS IT'S AN EASTER MIRACLE.
FX Networks has greenlighted How And Why, a half-hour comedy pilot from Oscar winner Charlie Kaufman. It tells the story of a man who can explain how and why a nuclear reactor works, but is clueless about life. Kaufman will write and direct the pilot and serve as executive producer. FX Prods will produce. (Source)
indieWIRE points out that this doesn't sound like the series Charlie was developing for HBO, which would star Catherine Keener. So that one's probably dead. Or maybe there are two T.V. series' in the works.
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