White Pig, Black Pig (PDF, 965KB) is another National Lampoon article co-written by Charlie and Proch. It connects Lou Costello and Eddie Murhpy (who was at the height of his career at the time). You may want to inhale deeply near a large vat of glue before reading this one, cos it'll probably make more sense that way. This piece was published in Nov. '84. "In Search of Excellence" was published in October that same year.

Huge thanks again to Steve. Steve's been trying to send two other Lampoon articles but I'm having lots of trouble receiving them, for some reason. Hopefully somehow they'll get through safely soon. Even huger thanks to Steve for persevering.

Yes, huger.