Joel points out this biography of Charlie Kaufman, a 1581-word e-article going for $9.95 at Amazon, published by the Gale Reference Team. Now, it's your ten bucks, but personally I'd steer clear of it; you're better off donating $10 to, say, oh, BCK than spending it on a mere 1581 words. Mind you, I haven't actually seen those words - for all I know they might be very spectacular words indeed.

So. Now that they've cancelled the Golden Globes, what am I gonna do for six hours? Possibly something more interesting, like stab myself repeatedly in the ear with a toothpick.