The Be Kind, Rewind guy mentioned in yesterday's update? Not Charlie. Turns out he's Jon Glaser, a former writer/actor for Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

(Not Charlie)

(Definitely not Charlie)

 And a YouTube clip of Glaser if you want one.

Turns out Wikipedia was giving folks a bum steer, and I was too lazy to look into it myself. Eight million people emailed me with the correct info. I shall name them all alphabetically, grouped by country of birth, tomorrow. But for now - thanks for the heads-up, people! As usual, BCK's soldiers are the ruliest.