World exclusive!! Got this email a couple of days ago:

Someone sent me the pitch for the upcoming horror project:

"Charlie Kaufman, repulsive, fat, old, bald, chronic masturbator, goes insane and hunts down George Clooney for 'butchering Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.' The denouement revolves around Kaufman, Clooney, a desirable female character, and a swamp ape." The working title is Internal Bleeding of the Dangerous Mind. Here is a pic:

You guys are weird.

Bet that pitch turns up as news on a message board somewhere soon. It came from Jesse.