1. Yes, eventually. 2. I'd like to, but if I gave it to you I'd have no reason to keep it from anyone else. The questions being 1. "Are you gonna put the Synecdoche script on the site? And 2. "How's about sending me a copy?" Way too early to put the script online, and since it is very clearly a first draft, I don't want to be the cause of anyone pre-judging a film that will possibly (though maybe not) be quite different from the script I read. ("You hypocrite!" you all scream. I know, I feel like one.)

Plus the whole let's-not-get-sued, Charlie-hates-me-enough-already thing.

And the answer to the #1 least popular question: yes ladies, I am single.