Heya gang, hope you're having yourselves a Happy New one, and that your Christmas or other religious festivity was swell, and that you didn't humiliate yourself, receive lousy gifts, get into a brawl with your family, contract food poisoning or get hit by a bus.

You didn't send me any gifts whatsoever. But I am not bitter.

Here's a little something for you: Tram finally got her priorities straight (midterms? finals? gimme a break) and whipped up an uber-spoilerific look at the Synecdoche script. If you are spoiler-shy, think twice before checking it out. And then run like hell in the opposite direction. I'm deliberately trying to avoid giving out Synecdoche spoilers, but it's late at night where I am, and we're all cheery about being able to write "'07" instead of "'06," so what the hell. I have no other news to report anyway.