...but stick with me here, cos there's good news at the end.

Owing to today's wintry economic climate, a) nobody's looking for a puppeteer, and b) running a website is expensive. I've tried everything, but alas, we're gonna start making certain aspects of the site available to Subscribers only. Fret not, this won't kick in for a couple months.

Basically, Subscribers would pay $20 a month. They'd have access to every part of the site, every day. Non-subscribers would have access to only the News page, and they'd see updates two weeks after those updates were posted. Plus they'd have to pay ten bucks for any scripts in the Media section.

The good news... well... Hit the "Read More" link.

April Fool, suckers.