Rounding things out, the first five people to email me with "potatoes" in the subject line can get a sneak-peek of something, and offer an opinion that will effect the future of the site and the gravity on Jupiter. (I'll make it the first 8 people, if the last 3 happen to be sexy females.) I'll be out of town until Sunday, though, so don't panic if you receive no immediate reply. (Update: I'm back home, and if you haven't already emailed me - too late, sucker! Those who have emailed me, will receive a reply shortly. Don't get too excited, though. Seriously.)

Oh, and May 10 is the birth date of great men and outstanding webmasters. I'm just saying. If you, like, wanted to buy those people something or make their day in some other fashion.