Further to Monday's update, noooooo, Charlie isn't involved in A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. A short piece on the project appeared over at CHUD this week, and Charlie wasn't mentioned. More importantly, the current Who Weekly (Australia's equivalent to Entertainment Weekly) has this to say: "Nick Hornby and D.V DeVincentis are polishing the script while producers finalise a deal with Boys Don't Cry director Kimberly Peirce."

So there ya go. Crisis over.