I'll be in Sydney - unable to read emails or update the site - from Saturday until approx. Tuesday. Don't cry too much. Here's a little something to keep you warm while I'm gone, thanks to Tram:

"I got a couple of bottles of champagne and maybe 20 e-mails, and that was it done," Kaufman says in a telephone interview from Los Angeles. [Talking about the night he won his Oscar.]

Only 20 e-mails?

"Isn't it weird?" he continues. "I thought there would be presents and all sorts of things. Maybe they couldn't get my address or something... I don't know why I get this idea that you get, like you know, watches and cell phones...I don't know what Oscar winners would normally get. But it was really depressing."

Ha ha. Jeez, man. If I had your email addy, I would've sent some congratulations.