The other thing nobody gets sick of: Charlie pics. You're all dying for close-ups of Charlie at the Oscar luncheon, so I'll upload those later today.

Until then, go here and check out the insanity they have planned for the Oscars, if you aren't already aware. I'm all for shooting any winner who waffles on about how God must've been keen for them to win and how winning the award wouldn't have been possible without the help of some taxi driver they met in 1976... but giving awards to folks while they're still sitting in the audience? Or getting all the nominees on-stage and handing one the Oscar? Bleh. If you're gonna do the first one, at least use a slingshot just to make it entertaining. And if you're gonna do the second, how about something like Survivor or Wrestlemania? Put 'em in a cage and let 'em fight it out. Have an acting duel on-stage. SOMETHING. Otherwise, leave it alone. Viewers know what to expect: 6 straight hours of backslapping, 8000 people you've never heard of being thanked, and 500 losers saying it was an honour to be nominated. What's not to love?

Oh oh oh, don't forget to do your part for You Say Potato '05. We need to class it up a bit and keep this snowball moving. How about some Kaufman/potato/Oscar poetry?