You Say Potato 2005 continues to send hearts aflutter, with links to the campaign page turning up on various blogs, boards and whatnot. But still not enough!! C'mon, soldiers of the Potato Army!! Spread the word far and wide! Okay, you may be asking yourself, How the hell could Charlie possibly work the word "potato" into an Oscar speech, if he wins? First of all, use of the word potato isn't necessary. Any acknowledgement of his online fans would be good enough - that's what we're after. But if Charlie needs a little inspiration on how to work the potato into a speech, I present some suggestions:

• "Wow, this Oscar is almost as good as a potato."
• "Winning this award... It's no small potatoes."
• "Wow, thank you so much. Hey, Oscar's head looks a little bit like a potato."
• "POTATO POTATO POTATO!"
• "You may be asking yourself, Why is he wearing this Mr. Potatohead outfit?"
• "I'd like to thank Michel Gondry, a great director and fine judge of potatoes."
• "A funny thing happened on the way here tonight, and it involved a potato."
• "There's this lunatic on the web, I don't understand him at all. He wants me to say 'potato.' What the hell?"
• "Forget alcohol. They should serve potatoes here."
• "I'd just like to thank God and potatoes."

See, people? It's totally do-able. We need banners and buttons and stuff. Maybe I'll get on that soon. Or maybe you will.