Do not adjust your monitors. BCK has been spookified and will remain so for the next week. Don't blame me, blame Halloween. It's nothing but HORRIFYING NEWS until then, my friends. We can thank Rotting robix for the Charlie-o'-lantern banner. Don't email me this week with anything other than terrifying material. Material SUCH AS THIS:

Possibly the largest CK photo ever in the history of humanity. Something like Godzilla. It was sent in by Charliekarno and shot at the Deauville film festival a while back. Charliekarno tells us that Charlie K. held a "master class" while there, where he spoke about his work, career, Eternal Sunshine and a bunch more.

He also indicated, when somebody questioned him about Clooney's movie Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, that he thought the movie would have been better if he had collaborated with Clooney, who changed his script and also did not care about the 7 page note Charlie sent to him once he saw the first version of the movie.

Spoooooky.