Updated Eternal release dates, according to Tommy from Jim Carrey Nettet:

• Italy 20/05
• Germany 20/05
• Austria 20/05
• Portugal 20/05
• Brazil 28/05
• Denmark 04/06
• Argentina 10/06
• Mexico 09/07
• Israel 22/07
• Czech Republic 12/08
• Sweden 20/08
• Norway 27/08
• Finland 27/08
• Netherlands 16/09
• France 06/10

A few people have asked about Paul Proch's work, and a few more have provided info. So here some of it be for all interested: Proch illustrated the last three books written by Jeff Grimshaw. The only one currently available at Amazon is this one. Well worth the eight bucks, I've been informed. (Amazon links have a habit of getting re-directed to their home page, so you may have to paste the link into your browser's address bar and load it up a couple times.) Jeff himself also contacted me to say "Proch fans should be aware that Paul did the cover illo and the frontispiece and that's all. He did a plethora of illos for the other two, which are only available by mail order now. If you (or your readers) are interested I'll happily forward the info." So feel free to drop Jeff a line.

Proch also did illustrations for a couple of non-Lampoon magazines but I can't find the damn link that was emailed to me a few weeks ago. I SUCK.

Still on Proch, I've promised my vital organs to other people who've sent in scripts and stuff, but I'm happy to donate my mother's organs to anyone who happens to stumble across - and pass along to me, obviously - anything co-written by Paul and Charlie. (Like the scripts and what-not mentioned in the article robix linked to the other day.) Organs or copying and postage costs. Either is fine by me.

What else? Let's see. This was sent in by Shan:

Nifty. Annnnnnnnd... that'll do for now. Go eat some pizza.