How about a date with Billy Joel and Pauly Proch: Male Gigolo? Paul has two tickets to Billy's Feb 2nd concert at Madison Square Garden; he'll be using one and you can use the other, if you win his eBay auction. So if you're 21+ and female, go and have yourself a bid. Proof of age required. He'd prefer “swinging chicks,” though I don't think he means “swinging” in the sense of… well, anyway. And he does say he “hopes” the winning bidder is female, so… well, anyway.

Meanwhile, if any of you want a date with me, I will not be auctioning myself. You can have me for free. Heck, I'll pay you.