Linear ham, hahaha. Okay, never mind.

Once upon a time there was this guy named Nasty Neil. He named himself. I don't know why he considers himself nasty. Everyone has issues. But this isn't armchairpsychology.com, so we'll let him carry on being nasty while I tell you that he's the guy who — many moons ago — won Paul Proch's first or secondauction, which gave Neil the go-ahead to ask Paul for a piece of art meeting his specifications. The result is an Eternal Sunshine-inspired painting you can check out over here.

Mmm, pretty.