"Eternal Sonata of the Spotless Mind [for the Xbox 360] follows the adventures of famed composer Frederic Chopin as he travels through his own dream world filled with colorful characters and stunning locales. In a land where music influences both combat and exploration, Chopin sets out on a journey not only of self-discovery, but also one of redemption.

I am not making this up.

"...what makes this game even crazier is that I don't think the developers know how insane the concept is. Rather than being absurd but having a self-awareness about it like the upcoming Mushroom Men or the Oddworld series, the game is the equivalent of a coke addict who thinks the rocket suit in his backyard would be perfectly safe if his cat would just learn how to speak Vietnamese."

Righto.