Head to Florida State University instead, where you can now attend the class “Writing About Charlie Kaufman Films,” taught by Amber Coady. How cool is that, eh? We think it's the first class ever to deal exclusively with Charlie's work. Ultimately Amber would like Charlie to pop in and chat with the students, but no luck so far.

Perchance, does anybody know where the exteriors of Malkovich's apartment building were shot, for Being John Malkovich? Just askin'.